WHY I DON'T LIKE VISITING RICH PEOPLE 

Q: What would you like to drink......  Fruit juice.  Soda.Tea.

Milo.

Hot Chocolate or

Coffee?

A: Tea please..

Q: Ceylon tea,herbal tea,bush tea,honey-bush tea,ice tea or green tea?

A: Ceylon-tea pliz..

Q: How would you like it,black or white?

A: White pliz..

Q: Milk,whitener or condensed milk?

A: Milk pliz..

Q: Goat milk,camel milk or cow milk?

A: Cow milk pliz..

Q: Milk from freezeland or afrikaner cow?

A: Afrikaner cow pliz...

Q: Warm or cold?

A: Warm pliz..

Q: Full cream,low fat or fat free?

A: Ummmm....I'd rather take it Black pliz....

Q: Would you like it with Sweetener,sugar or honey?

A: With sugar pliz..

Q: Beet sugar or cane sugar?

A: Cane sugar pliz..

Q: White,brown or yellow sugar?

A: Just forget about the tea,I will have a glass of water instead pliz..

Q: Mineral water or still water..

A: Mineral water pliz..

Q: Flavoured or non flavoured?

A: Hey Voetsek man,just get me water from the River........& don't ask which river,& stop asking me so many Questions.